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luke: [walkie talkie noise]

gnarly:

do you ever get anxiety bc your room is so messy but ur just too damn lazy to clean it

(via agentrodgers)

So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.

(via brennbug)

let-them-eat-vag:

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

things to feed my ego

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rhamphotheca:

Fish Out of Water Learn to Walk

Around 400 million years ago, fish left the water and started to evolve into land-loving creatures. But how did the transition happen? A new and unusual experiment could shed some light on the kinds of changes that enabled fins to become limbs. Researchers took a fish species known to be able to walk on its fins from time to time, and raised it on land. Watch the fish promenade in this Nature Video.

Read the paper: http://dx.doi.org/10.1038/nature13708

Read the News & Views: http://dx.doi.org/10.1038/nature13743

(via mootiness)

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via brennbug)

This moment will just be another story someday.

(Source: loganlerman, via bransturk)

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

image

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daleyprophet:

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via leovaldezbadboy)