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citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

(via sextnoise)

peetasbunmyoven:

So on a plane today thousands of feet in the air this was happening

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hours of it. Sigh…..

(via dazzlingjosh)

ashy-irwin:

what the frick this is wow

(Source: imsodonewith5sos, via lashton-narry)

Michigan what?

(Source: mikashton, via lashton-narry)

monobeartheater:

callow-maturity:

eiyoko:

What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff

but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im not having nearly enough sex to be in a fanfiction

(Source: animatorzee, via xxfireuserxx)